January 2012
MAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHMMMMM
I GOT THE CREEPY NEIGHBOR KID STALKING ME AGAIN
WHO WE ALL KNOW WILL END UP BUYING JAPANESE SEX DOLLS IN THE FUTURE
EWWWWW
HOW NASTY OR SOME SORT OF OUTDATED SLANG
I DOUBT THERE WAS ANY IN THIS SHOW
BUT I LIKE PRETENDING
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let's do the lamest fucking thing ever
since I’m too lazy to go through everyone, just send me an ask and I’m make some really homoerotic post about how I like you or some shit
which will most likely be half-assed
fuck meeee OOOOOH
everybodyska replied to your post: MOOOOOOM LET ME GO TO THE MALL I WANNA MEET CUTE…
wait what is this jenny also
duh
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MOOOOOOM
LET ME GO TO THE MALL
I WANNA MEET CUTE BOYS
AND THE MATE WITH THEM
WHICH WOULD POSSIBLY CRUSH THEIR DICKS
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everybodyska:
5 oclock get a call to go bladin at the skate park down by the mall
but my mom says I gotta prevent hostile aliens from annihilating us all
...
knight-kirigakure:
“Alone again I see—- Well…”
Or you could go hang with someone ya sass.
who wants to spam this ho with asks about me...
cause she can’t get shit from me
I think David Karp hates my ass
most likely
http://pinkie-pie-party.tumblr.com/
DO IT FGT
also I want Maggie to live there too
cause she’s a fucking nutjob
zaz-katsby replied to your post: I wanna live together with Ryder in one big house…
FUCK YEAH
I wanna live together with Ryder in one big house like a stupid family. And our spouses will have to deal with our comedy antics and selling of dynamite to six year olds.
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”Cause you’re Andre! You’re awesome and nice and loyal and pretty and stuff” she began to rub her head against his ankle and purr.
….This’d be less creepy if you weren’t in your human form.
”I’m not in my cat form?” she looked at her boobs and laughed “I guess I’m not! Would you like me to be in my kitty form?”
Yeah…
Scratch That
zaz-katsby:
These things are far too dangerous and are illegal anyway, this state is too much of a hard ass on people for shit like this. Oh well :/
When we get old, can we buy private property like Hunter and do stupid shit there?
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
Cause I’m a cynical grump who’s meant to be alone.
”Well I’m not gonna let you be alone ever. I will always follow you” she burped and fell forward, grabbing his ankle “You are meant to be around people Andre”
And why am I meant to be around people?
”Cause you’re Andre! You’re awesome and nice and loyal and pretty...
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
Cause I’m a cynical grump who’s meant to be alone.
”Well I’m not gonna let you be alone ever. I will always follow you” she burped and fell forward, grabbing his ankle “You are meant to be around people Andre”
And why am I meant to be around people?
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
Out. I don’t wanna be here.
”Then I’ll come with you! Where are we going?”
No. I really wanna be alone right now.
”Why? Being alone is no fun.” she let go of his waist and sat on her knees.
Cause I’m a cynical grump who’s meant to be alone.
caranicolecarter:
Somebody Hates Me - Reel Big...
(I broke my dress strap.)
altra-donna:
(I BROKE MY DRESS STRAP.
BUT HOW…?!)
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
Out. I don’t wanna be here.
”Then I’ll come with you! Where are we going?”
No. I really wanna be alone right now.
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”Awww…that’s no fun…then what about I do all the work?” she slid her hands down to his belt buckle and started messing with it, though she was too drunk to accomplish anything.
Blair, I’m leaving.
”Where ya goin’?”
Out. I don’t wanna be here.
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
No.
”Is ‘no’ all you can say mister?” she continued to cling to him, randomly deciding to bite his side.
As of now, yeah. I really don’t wanna do a damn thing.
”Awww…that’s no fun…then what about I do all the work?” she slid her hands down to his belt buckle and started messing with it, though she was too drunk to...
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
No.
”Is ‘no’ all you can say mister?” she continued to cling to him, randomly deciding to bite his side.
As of now, yeah. I really don’t wanna do a damn thing.
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”Then what about I sleep with you~” -winks-
No.
”Pwease~?” she wrapped her arms around his waist and went limp “I wanna sleep with you~ I’m so horny right now~”
No.
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”But you won’t get to see the ball drop! That’s like, the thing to do tonight!” she tugged on him to stay awake “Come on party pooper~!”
I’m sleepy. And besides, Steelport apparently has their own thing.
”Then what about I sleep with you~” -winks-
No.
LISTEN!
chained-princess:
You can’t just call yourself a prince or a princess and expect to be one!
You have to have the looks, the talent, and the servants like I do.
Calling yourself one isn’t enough!
Bah. I’m already a king in my own right.
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”I’m not drunk! I’m completely sober! Obviously mr. grumpy panties” she giggled “panties panties panties” then she noticed his grumpy face and, without thinking, kissed him on the lips “Be a mr. happy face!”
I’m going back to sleep.
”But you won’t get to see the ball drop! That’s like, the thing to do tonight!” she tugged on him to stay...
I'm gonna bop Maggie on the head if she don't get...
fetchmeacocktail:
andresflyingcircus:
fetchmeacocktail:
andresflyingcircus a réagi à votre billet : -SURPRISE SNUGGLING IN THE MORNING-
-he looks really peaceful-
You shake him lightly, seeing if he’ll wake up.
Hm? -wakes up slowly- Oh, hey there. -smiles-
You smile back.
Good morning, Andre.
Sleep alright?
Would anyone
chained-princess:
like to play
the pocky game with the princess?
What’s a pocky game, princess?
fetchmeacocktail:
andresflyingcircus a réagi à votre billet : -SURPRISE SNUGGLING IN THE MORNING-
-he looks really peaceful-
You shake him lightly, seeing if he’ll wake up.
Hm? -wakes up slowly- Oh, hey there. -smiles-
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”Yer a misty grumpy pants tonight mister Andre” she put her face really close to his and poked his cheeks “Mister gwumpy gills. Abububububububu~” she pinched his cheeks now and laughed. She was definitely drunk.
Blegh. You are totally drunk. -grumpeh face-
”I’m not drunk! I’m completely sober! Obviously mr. grumpy panties” she giggled...
So many people the princess has befriended.
chained-princess:
So many have protected her this year.
She cares for you all.
JULES, I MEANT THE OTHER THING. WITH THE ASK.
dsffgdrfsdafgfdgsfd
Happy New Year Everyone
zaz-katsby:
I’m gonna go light off some marine flares at midnight. Night everyone :)
Light a big one for me
Beetlejuice is playing on The Hub
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”You’re giving up alcohol!? That’s your resolution?! Andre you need to rethink yer priorities!” she poked him in the chest with a somewhat serious drunken face.
Jesus, man. Alcohol isn’t everything in life ya know. There’s a lot more important crap than some cheap-ass way to let your sorrows drown away.
”Yer a misty grumpy pants tonight...
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
”Awww my pwoor Andy wandy! Here, drink this!” she handed him her bottle of vodka “It makes alllll the pain go away!”
I already told you I’m laying off of that shit.
”You’re giving up alcohol!? That’s your resolution?! Andre you need to rethink yer priorities!” she poked him in the chest with a somewhat serious drunken face.
Jesus, man....
"Happy New Year!!"
blairthecat:
andresflyingcircus:
blairthecat:
*flicks him off and continues to be loud* “Whatcha got a headache for AAAANNNNNDDDRRREEEE~~~~!!!”
Cause I’ve been knocked around last night and my goddamn head hurts.
”Awww my pwoor Andy wandy! Here, drink this!” she handed him her bottle of vodka “It makes alllll the pain go away!”
I already told you I’m laying off of that shit.